Reports say that my operating system (ahem, vizilla borrista) is stupid, and therefore people with older (yet somehow better) operating systems are having trouble hearing some of this scheiße. In these scenarios, I know not what to do besides point you to my Youtube(TM) account, Abrosaurus. I will attempt to put some of my craziness there before I delete it erroneously off my computer.
Have an orange-filled day.